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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 10:10

So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Still no good.
No way
Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Is anyone up to have a little conversation?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...