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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 10:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Still no good.

No way

Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Is anyone up to have a little conversation?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?